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Ryuk being a great help.

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squeakthewritepony:

tggeko:

gtbsayso:

radicalmuscle:

buzzfeed:

These facts sound crazy, but they’re actually true. 

Ok but lobsters are immortal?

Functionally immortal, But as with everything inherent in the universe far from invulnerable. A rather cruel trade off

You’re functionally immortal but trade off is your flesh is delicious.

Lobsters actually keep getting bigger each time they molt, almost without limit.

Somewhere, deep beneath the ocean is one who has managed to avoid death for thousands of years. Gigantic. And waiting.

Not sure if I should be frightened…or placing the largest butter order in history…

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lulz-time:

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lulz-time:

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  • Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
  • Cashier: Are you 18?
  • Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.
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durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

durkin62:

watchoutboy:

OH MY GOD WHY, WHY DO YOU DO THIS ON A SITE WITH 13 YEAR OLDS WHO WILL ACTUALLY TRY THIS, STOP

Natural selection.

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tastefullyoffensive:

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tastefullyoffensive:

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lulz-time:

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virginsacrificer:

next time a stranger tells you that youre familiar and youve met before they just cant remember where just clear your throat and tell them do you watch porn?

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rollingbarrel:

whats his name

Lee Jong Suk

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jackhahaha:

this was probably a first in beyonces whole life

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